RECAP: The Game Season Premiere!

FIRST OFF! I LOVE ME SOME JASON…. Now to the rest of the show!

I must say it was pretty good I really can’t complain (you can’t really set high expectations for BET).  So the show pretty much starts off  with Mel and Derwin as the picture perfect couple but of course in comes the baby momma drama, and that pretty much sets the tone for the show.   Of course Tasha had to throw her two cents in and put sh*t in Mel’s head about DJ not being Derwin’s and this gets Mel to thinking!  Now, instead of Mel being a woman and confronting her husband about the situation she sneaks behind his back and does a DNA test!  *shame shame shame – I can’t front my ignorant azz would have done the same exact thing*…. 

Moving forward a bit, Now we have Malik who happens to be messing with Megan Goode (who actually looks FIRE with the short hair do) however, she just happens to be his boss’s wife (so you know sh*t is about to get HOT like fish grease if the boss finds out).  Anywho, Malik who is too damn cocky and arrogant for his own good doesn’t realize the path he is going down.  Malik is pretty much so eff’ up in the game that in addition to sleeping with the boss’s wife he slept with TT’s girlfriend so you know sh*t gonna pop off next week (cuz TT know all da business).  Oh wait how could I forget… I see Tasha done went and got herself a new young tenderoni (played by bird chest Terrance J – so not impressed) but she still on her BS frontin’ ways.  I can’t stand Tasha for the simple fact if you love someone and want to be with them then just roll with the punches…she always trying to hold some sh*t back!  DEZAMN!!!

On to the next one…so y’all remember about the DNA test Mel did on the down low right…well come to find out apparently the baby wasn’t Derwin’s (DAMN DAMN DAMN GINA *In my Martin voice*) so she broke down and told him it wasn’t his.  Of course Derwin flipped out and got mad at Mel for the sneaky sh*t that she done (poor child done punch a hole the wall and everything).   Of course after a while Derwin broke down and asked Janay if the DJ was his baby and she gave him the “nicca are you serious look”.  So I guess Derwin came to the conclusion that Janay is a wh*re and accepted the fact that DJ wasn’t his! 

AND HOW CAN I FORGET ABOUT KELLY AZZ…. of course she is living the divorce life even though it is clear she still wants my man Jason back.  Her punk azz had the nerve to try to start a reality show about what it was like to be Jason’s wife.  However, Jason had something for dat azz…while Kelly was filming one day he decided to crash the show, he came through with a cute little tenderoni and stole the spotlight from Kelly.  AND BOY WAS SHE SALTY ABOUT THAT BULLSH*T!  That’s what she gets for trying to disrespect *TUH*

NOW FOR THE DISRESPECTFUL SH*T… Finally after Derwin sits back and accepts DJ is not his; Mel’s friend who ran the paternity test calls her back to let her know…SHE F*CKED UP AND DJ REALLY IS DERWIN’S…. LAWD BABY JESUS!!! WHY???  Anywho, as she gets off the phone Derwin asks Mel what is going on and if everything is ok….AND SHE DOESN’T TELL HIM A GOT DAMN THING…

And y’all won’t believe I actually blinked and missed Sharee’s (Housewives of ATL) cameo?  DAMN SHAME!

Lawd Baby Jesus Bless This Man & Other News:

source: Necole Bitchie

 Even though this post is just links it took me about 30 minutes to write since my eyes kept gravitating back to the top of the page SMFH…Anywho, below are some links from my favorite blogs that I visited today:

• Congrats to Tia Mowry – *singing* Sista, Sista – Necole Bitchie
• 10 Social Networking habits that must die – smfh this should be guidelines – Madame Noire
• DAMN poor child got knocked the f*ck out – them rumble in the jungle started SMFH , I really hope that kid got up at some point because he damn sure didn’t in the video – Bossip
• MARKY MARK …. SAY IT AIN’T SO…. SAY IT AIN’T SO – Dlisted
• YES THANK YOU BABY JESUS – Sammie’s annoying azz and Ron call it quits (she probably saw the “I Am Not A Whore” video I posted – Popeater
• I need to know who in their right mind will be attending this party – and if so please email me and tell me how it goes – Hip Hop Wired
• Mila Kunis (AKA Jackie from That 70’s Show) was blind in one eye – GEESH who knew – ICYDW
• The she-wolf is single? – The Blemish
• *sigh* You really can’t hate Coco … even if you wanted too (CROSSING MY FINGERS AND BEGGING BABY JESUS FOR A BODY LIKE THAT) – Huffington Post

Stars Show Support At Teena Marie’s Memorial Service

I’m sorry but who invited Sheryl Lee Ralph and most important WHY?  I need to know why someone didn’t inform her to leave the fake sh*t at home!

I See That Police Corruption Is Worldwide…Damn Shame!

It’s just a damn shame we have cops all over the world shooting and beating down people and not paying the consequences for their actions…I mean let’s be real I thought these people were here to protect and serve.  I’m getting to the point where we are better off with community watch patrol than we are with these damn police officers.  Is it possible to have better background checks and training classes for these officers…I feel like this sh*t is getting totally out of hand:

“A black American teacher working in Austria was attacked by an undercover police officer who mistook him for an African drug dealer, a Vienna court heard today.

Mike Brennan suffered injuries to his back, head, neck, hand and wrist during the incident on February 11, 2009, in a subway station in the Austrian capital.

The unnamed officer, who pleaded not guilty, had faced up to three years in prison, but a judge fined him just 2,800 euros ($3,620).

The Vienna police department has said the officer who was charged – and another who wasn’t – mistook Brennan for a drug dealer of ‘almost identical’ appearance and acknowledged they used force and injured him.

Brennan, originally from Jacksonville, Florida, claims the officer failed to identify himself properly before knocking him down on the platform and punching him.  source

SMFH I swear the only excuse (yet it gets them off the hook EVERY TIME) is that mistaken identity bullsh*t…are you serious?  So at no point where the officers were gonna ask this man for identification?  Well I guess that should be a good thing for all we know this teacher could have gotten shot 40 times while reaching for his wallet; then the police would have claimed they thought it was a gun *blank stare*.  But the sad thing about all of this is don’t let someone hit or kill a cop then all hell breaks loose and mofo’s will want the death penalty.  I guess when you’re a cop the term “treat people how you want to be treated” doesn’t apply!

In *DEZAMN This Recession Is No Joke* News: We Got Females Snatching Old Ladies Purses Now!

*singing* Its hard out here for a pimp, when he’s trying to get the money for the rent!!! LMFAO!  I guess anything a man can do a woman can do as well even if that includes robbing old ladies for their purses. 

“Cops are hunting for a female bandit who snatched a purse from a little old lady and threw her to the ground in a downtown Manhattan subway station, police said.

The suspect approached the 81-year-old woman from behind as she swiped her MetroCard at a turnstile inside the Fulton St. station about 10:40 p.m. on Jan. 4, cops said.

The heartless thief grabbed the victim’s handbag and yanked it such force that she was knocked to the ground, police said.”  source

SMFH this is just a got damn shame!  Before this heffa would find some lame to trick off on her for a couple of dollars she wanna go and rob this old lady who probably had at most $100 in her purse.   Sad to say but that hoodrat probably wanted the old lady’s bag more than her money! LMFAO!  I bet you see that heffa in the club with a new bag this weekend!  *PSA* if you see a broke b*tch in the club with a $1000 bag you know she is the one that robbed the old lady…

Click HERE to see the bullsh*t!

So Not One Person Felt The Need To Inform Me????

That Zac Efron cut off his hair…. this is almost bigger than when he broke up with Vanessa Hudgens…

What do you guys think of the new do?  I likes it!!! Go Zac!

Who Needs Rehab When Your A Functioning Addict – Hey Charlie!!!!

CTFU I swear Charlie Sheen reminds me of the movie “Old School“… how in baby jesus name can you party like a rock star, bang out some porn stars and return to work the next morning like nothing happened…LMFAO…I would have at least thrown up once…or called out because I can’t hold my liquor!  Charlie Charlie Charlie….I knew he was a trouble maker from when I saw him in the police station in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” LMFAO!!! 

Of course good old Sheen had a few people worry since he went M.I.A (missing in action) in Vegas and was last seen drinking vodka like it was water and having happy fun times with 3 porn stars.  However, Sheen appeared out of no where and checked out of his hotel around 9am and took a private jet back to L.A (hey at least he wasn’t late…right?….right?)

“TMZ has learned Charlie Sheen is back on the set of “Two and a Half Men” and is showing absolutely no sign he went on a major bender this weekend.

One source connected with the show tells TMZ, “He has the constitution of an ox,” adding, “He’s figured out a way of shutting down [the substance abuse] long enough so he can function normally when he has to. He’s a complete functioning addict.”

As TMZ first reported, Charlie was on a bender in Las Vegas over the weekend, partying with 3 porn stars.  As one source involved in the situation tells TMZ, Charlie doesn’t believe he has a problem:  “He’s having a good time.  On the surface it’s the opposite of hitting rock bottom.”  source

I”m sorry but I don’t see Charlie going to rehab any time soon…unless he ends up f*cking up his liver and is on his death-bed and the only way he can live is if he stops drinking.  As of right now the only thing going through Charlie’s mind is…hey if I can drink and bang out some porn stars and still make it to work on time and nail my roles who gives a good got damn…

I’ve seen many executives do WORST than Charlie drinking and smutting wise and still come in on Monday like not a good got damn thing happened!