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In *Swallow Back* News: There Are Penis Shaped Gummi Snacks *hand clap hand clap*!!!

March 17, 2011 Leave a comment

As you know I’m a firm believer in the spitters are quitters movement!!!!  Now I see why Caucasian girls are so talented in the Team Swallow Back movement it looks like their parents get them started very very early.   You can’t blame them though can you lmfao!!!!

“Now I understand that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are Scientologists so their understanding and thinking about raising children are very strange, but really your daughter has bachelorette party favors as a snack?

This is something I expect from Supahead…Teach your daughters to gobble the dick early. But, im going to let this slide only because I pray that they are teaching her the difference in male and female anatomy.

Surely there might be better options, however considering that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s daughter/son is confused maybe a play date isn’t the best option.”  source

LMFAO!  So umm where can I locate these delicious snacks!


In *These Youngsters Are Eff’in Crazy* News: Teenager Confesses To Killing A Police Officer

February 24, 2011 2 comments

SMFH!  I guess the days of disciplining your children is out the door!  I swear the younger these parents are getting the more dangerous their children are becoming.   As I sit here typing this post it just amazes me that there is a 16-year-old out there being charged for murdering a police officer.  I can’t front I expect a cold-hearted murderer who has been to jail and isn’t trying to go back to be accused of killing a officer not some young boy.    Sadly, after I read this story something just didn’t sit right with me…something is a bit shady here but hey who am I but just a blogger!  Sometimes I feel like when a police officer is shot other officers who are investigating the crime are so emotional involved they are willing to lock up anyone.

“A 16-year-old Florida boy faces a first-degree murder charge in the shooting death of a police officer in St. Petersburg, Florida.   The death of Officer David Crawford represented the third time in less than a month that a law-enforcement officer was killed in the city.

Police said they have charged Nicholas L. Lindsey, a student in the Pinellas County school system.  “He was very remorseful,” St. Petersburg police Maj. Mike Kovacsev told reporters Wednesday afternoon. “He did provide a full admission.”

Lindsey has been charged as juvenile for Crawford’s murder, police said Wednesday. However, the teen could be tried as an adult because of his age and the seriousness of the charge, but the state attorney general will make that decision, a judge told the boy.

The boys’ parents delivered their son to police at Tuesday evening. The boy was interviewed by detectives and confessed to the crime, police said.

Police were still trying to recover the gun that the suspect used. Lindsey told investigators he had dumped the gun in a creek near a school and tried to hide it so that no one would ever find it. Police said Lindsey’s gun was a $140 street purchase.

Officials said three tips led them to the suspect.  The teen offered several different accounts of events, but after several rounds of interrogation, he admitted information that conformed with evidence that police had gathered, said St. Petersburg Police Chief Chuck Harmon, who added that Lindsey has prior arrests, mostly for property crimes,

“You don’t expect this type of confrontation between a 16-year-old and a police officer like this,” Harmon said. “I feel for the juvenile’s family but at the same time he’s got to be accountable for his actions.”

The arrest comes after hundreds of police officers scoured neighborhoods in St. Petersburg for the killer of Crawford, a veteran police officer.  The shooting occurred Monday night when Crawford had been summoned to investigate a suspicious person who was reportedly toting a brick in a resident’s backyard, according to police.

A gunfight erupted moments after Crawford stepped out of his cruiser. When it was over Crawford, 46, had been fatally shot multiple times at close range.

According to Kovacsev, Lindsey opened fire on Crawford as the officer reached for note pad in his shirt pocket. Crawford, who was struck as many as four times, returned fire, shooting six rounds at Lindsey, all of which missed the suspect.”  source

I’m sorry but I’m going to have to give this story the side-eye…now as the boy’s parents they should have not made him confess until the cops found that gun and was able to match his prints on it I’m sorry!  Now this young man has a track record of doing property crimes…not murders why didn’t they question the boy to see if someone may have been with him.   This story is just weird…cop when to investigate a brick being thrown and ends up getting shot!   For all we know that young man could have been throwing bricks at some drug dealers windows and they could have ended up shooting at him and hit the cop by mistake!  Or for all we know there could have been other people out there having some kind of gun fight and the cop just got caught in the middle…i’m sorry but this story is shady…they say a gunfight erupted moments after the officer got out his car…so when did he have time to pull out his notepad??  I’m telling you guys right now a gunfight was already going down when the officer arrived and he just got caught in the middle and since all they could do was find this young man they decided to pin it on him.  The cops were already upset due to the pervious murders so someone had to take the fall this time and they just didn’t care who it was.

Crazy Woman Guns Down Nine-Year Old & Her Father In Their Own Home…

February 14, 2011 Leave a comment

What the hell is really going down in AZ!!!!  This is just a got damn shame…this woman just needs burn in hell!  I guess this woman was trying to take the shine off the bastard who gunned down congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords. 

“The leader of an anti-illegal immigrant vigilante group has been found guilty of gunning down a nine-year-old girl and her father in a horrific Arizona home invasion.

Shawna Forde, 42, was found guilty of the May 2009 murders by a Tucson jury today. Now she is facing the death penalty.

Forde is the leader of the Minutemen American Defense, a small border watch group. Prosecutors argued that she planned the attack to help fund its anti-immigrant operations.

Forde was convicted of two counts of first degree murder for the deaths of nine-year-old Brisenia Flores and her father Raul, 29, at their home in Arivaca.

Authorities said Forde and two men dressed as law enforcement officers forced their way into Flores’ home then shot him, his daughter and wife, Gina Gonzalez.

Mrs Gonzalez miraculously survived her injuries after getting into a gun battle with her attackers.

A harrowing 911 recording captured her pleading for help after her husband and daughter were shot.  She was heard crying out in pain from a gunshot wound and then becoming frantic as her attackers returned.

The sound of nine gunshots was heard on the recording. ‘Oh my God, I can’t believe they killed my family,’ Mrs Gonzalez said. 

Forde’s lawyer argued she had never been inside the home. But prosecutors countered that Forde was the ringleader of the operation and the law was clear.

‘She didn’t put a gun to Brisenia’s head … but she was the one in charge,’ prosecutor Rick Unklesbay told jurors.  ‘Because of that you must hold her accountable.’

Before coming to Arizona, Forde lived in Everett, Washington, where she ran for the City Council in 2007, promising to allow police to check the immigration status of suspects, according to news accounts.”  source

I mean GOT DAMN is the hate for immigrants really that serious…are people really forgetting that the people who “founded” this so-called country were immigrants as well!  I can’t front I do think its kind of crazy this lady is facing the death penalty for just coordinating the hit but hey I guess if it wasn’t for her this little her and her father would still be alive so I guess the punishment suits her.  The sad thing about this whole ordeal is this same crazy woman tried to run for city council so I guess that didn’t work out for her so she decided to start an anti-immigration group.  It’s a damn shame that people are so worried about immigrants when we have american citizens who are 100 times worst.

Woman Who Died During Botched Butt Surgery, Was Acting Being Watched By The FEDS For Drug Trafficking…

February 14, 2011 Leave a comment

DEZAMN talk about bashing someone when they are down!  TSK TSK!  I’m still amazed at how many of these women are risking their lives just to get that perfect body.  I can’t lie if I had some money I would be getting some new breast and a booty as well but all these horror stories are scaring the crap out of me…Anywho it looks like the 20-year-old Claudia Aderotimi who came to America to get her butt enhanced was actually trafficking drugs as well.  Now, you mean to tell me if you are trafficking drugs from one country to another they couldn’t pay you a decent amount to get your sh*t down in a hospital! GEESH!  Well she may be dead but she may be smiling in her grave since she won’t be able to get caught by the FEDS lmfao!

“The British woman who died following a botched buttock-enhancement procedure was reportedly being watched by federal agents who suspected she may have been bringing drugs into the country.

Claudia Aderotimi, a 20-year-old aspiring hip-hop vixen, had been red-flagged by the Immigrations and Customs Enforcement agency (ICE) and was under surveillance when she checked into a budget hotel in Philadelphia earlier this month to receive injections to fatten her rear, the U.K.’s Daily Mail reported.

She had landed on the ICE’s radar after making a trip to the U.S. from London in November for a similar back-room procedure.

Agents were monitoring Aderotimi’s recent trip after receiving a tip that she, and the three women with her, were allegedly involved in illegal drug activity at the Hampton Inn, according to the Mail.” source

This is a damn shame but I need to know what woman in her right mind will say to herself…I’m going to go to a crappy motel room to get me some butt injections.  Wouldn’t you sit and say to yourself  “there has to be a safer way”!  She should have just ordered some booty poppers and called that sh*t a day! SMFH!

Social Media = The Devil: Teacher Fired For Posting Picture On Facebook Of Herself Holding A Glass Of Wine & Beer!!!

February 7, 2011 1 comment

Ok this is definitely getting out of hand…is Social Media safe anymore?  I thought social media was a place were you could look up who your college roommate would be next semester, a place for friends and family to reunite, a place where you could promote functions, etc.  However, it looks like social media has become Human Resource departments best friends, a place where you go when you want to get fired!  I can honestly say I don’t feel safe using facebook or twitter or any social media tools now a days…I mostly use it to reunite with old friends and promote my blog (85% of the time I use it to promote my blog since I don’t have friends anyway).  But, its like social media has become the place where you say one thing wrong and your life is in shambles!  Anywho, it looks like this teacher from Georgia had to find out the hard way that facebook is the devil.

“With a pint of beer in one hand and a glass of wine in the other, the worst thing you could accuse Ashley Payne of is mixing her drink.

But this happy holiday snap has cost the high school teacher her job after a parent spotted it on Facebook – and complained.

The picture was taken while travelling around Europe in the summer of 2009

But Miss Payne, 24, was shocked when she was summoned to the head teacher’s office at Apalachee High School, in Winder, Georgia, and offered an ultimatum.

She told CBS News: ‘He just asked me, “Do you have a Facebook page?” 

 ‘And you know, I’m confused as to why I am being asked this, but I said, “Yes”,  and he said, “Do you have any pictures of yourself up there with alcohol?”‘

He then offered her an option: resign or be suspended.  She chose to resign.

Her lawyer, Richard Storrs, said: ‘It would be like I went to a restaurant and I saw my daughter’s teacher sitting there with her husband having a glass of some kind of liquid.

‘You know, is that frowned upon by the school board? Is that illegal? Is that improper? Of course not. It’s the same situation in this case.’

The English teacher later found out it was one anonymous emailer who shopped her to the school board after seeing the picture on the social networking site.

But she is baffled how a parent could gain access to her page when she has all her privacy settings on ‘high’, meaning only her closest friends have permission to see her pictures.”  source

I’m telling you with this recession employers are looking for any reason to fire people so they won’t have to pay unemployment insurance.  This is just sick right here, I would understand if the teacher had pictures were she was drinking with students or had pictures of herself drinking on school property.  But, you mean to tell me she is overseas and she can’t even put a picture up of herself enjoying some drinks.  The sad part about this is only her friends have access to her page so it’s not like her page was public where she was showcasing it for all the world to see.  I wonder who the  anonymous e-mailer was that sent her photo in the school board the way the school was acting you would think a bunch of parents had a riot at the PTA meeting or some shat!  I swear we have teachers having sex with students (both male and female) yet they want to fire this lady for having a drink! 

Now if she had the following caption under her picture “I had to down these two suckers because your kids drive me crazy”…then hey I would understand why the school board got a little touchy LMFAO!

In *Swallow Back* News: Woman Claims She Was Tricked Into Eating Yogurt Laced With Semen…

February 7, 2011 Leave a comment

I’m sorry but this story is just too hilarious! TOO HILARIOUS!  Apparently, while food shopping at  the Sunflower Market in northwest Albuquerque  a woman decided to take a sample of one of the yogurt however, she quickly found out that an extra ingredients was added to spice up the flavor.  After sampling the yogurt she immediately spit it out when she noticed it tasted like sperm *very hard blank stare*… I’m laughing for the simple fact how the hell did this supermarket employee think he would get away with mixing the sperm in the yogurt, yes they look-alike but I’m sure they taste very different LMFAO! 

“A customer at an Albuquerque supermarket insisted last week that there was something gross in a yogurt sample an employee gave her while she was shopping.

Turns out she was right.   An Albuquerque police source said a Greek yogurt sample a Sunflower Market employee handed a customer was tainted with semen.

Police got the test results earlier this week and told News 13 on Friday, the yogurt handed out by Anthony Garcia, 31, during his shift at the supermarket did in fact have semen in it.

The woman who filed the complaint said two employees at Sunflower were pointing at her when she was shopping with her daughter last week, according a police report. She said soon after, Garcia approached her in the cereal aisle offering up a Greek yogurt sample. The woman tried the yogurt, spit it out, and called police. She told police it was “gross” and “tasted like semen.” Police collected and tested the sample the woman spit out.”  source

I’m only dying inside because this woman knew as soon as she tasted it that it was sperm!  It could have been buckleys for all we know LMFAO!  shat or maybe even phlegm…She must have done a taste test before she got to the supermarket!  Anywho, I smell a lawsuit coming on I wonder who the sperm belonged to! I know one thing…no one told this woman that spitters are quitters LMFAO!  okok I’m DONE!

15 Year Old Boy Beaten By Police Officers After They Hit Him With Their Patrol Car…

February 4, 2011 3 comments

And yet police officers always wonder why criminals always end up in shoot outs with criminals or why the public doesn’t feel bad for them when they get shot!  I’ve said it before and I’m going to say it again…police officers and state troopers are the biggest criminals out there…they are the most corrupt human beings on the face of this earth.  Only cops can shoot a man 41 times because they THOUGHT he had a gun or stick a plunger up someone’s azz for no apparent reason…or beat the sh*t out of a teenager after they hit him with his car.   Sometimes I feel like its better and safer to protect our selves than to leave our safety in the hands of these thugs in uniforms. 

“Four Texan police officers have been caught on camera allegedly beating a teenager as he lays prone on the ground after being hit by their patrol car.

One of the Houston officers appears to stamp repeatedly on the 15-year-old’s head, while another looks to be raining blows on his body.

His colleague then allegedly begins to kick the child’s head again, while another appears to stamp on his legs

The video footage, which was obtained by a local news station, shows the boy being clipped by the officers’ car, with the alleged assault taking place seconds later as he lay with his hands over the back of his head.

The teenager was then arrested on suspicion of burglary and bundled into the police car.

The officers have been fired and are awaiting trial on official oppression charges after the alleged assault in March.

However, the footage of the alleged attack – taken from a surveillance camera – has only just been made public after a federal judge blocked the release of the video before the trial.

A judge later gave a community activist the right to obtain the tape and he handed it to the local TV station KTRK.

The activist, Quanell X, told the station: ‘It’s a powerful tape, and it’s a shameful tape because you see police officers out there at the scene behaving themselves like criminals – not law enforcement officers who respect and honour their duty to the badge, and I’m telling you when the people in the hood see it, they’re going to be angry also and now it’s time that it come out.’

The boy in the video, Chad Holley, was placed on probation after being convicted of burglary in October.”  source

I’m confused did this boy rob a damn bank or something…WTF do they need all those cop cars for just for a 15-year-old burglar who probably robbed a damn store or someone’s purse or wallet.  SMFH!  The way these cops were acting you would have sworn this young man killed a cop or something.  I”m just sitting here watching these cops kick this boy in the head…now if he died from the impact of that sh*t then they would have been the first one in tears talking about they didn’t mean for it to happen, how they don’t know what went wrong!!! Man I am so happy this video made it onto television but the sad part it will not stop cops from being dirty!

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