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*Post Of The Year*: Pastor Denied Communion To Church Members That Didn’t Give Up Tax Refund Checks For Collection!!!

March 18, 2011 Leave a comment

I said it over 10 million times church folks ain’t SH*T!  I wish I would walk into some got damn church and a pastor tells me I need to give up my refund check or I won’t be able to get communion…my azz would kick that holy water statue over and walk the hell out! These fools must have lost their got damn mind… and the sad part about this I bet some stupid azz member of the church gave up their damn check like a stupid idiot that they are!  I am sorry but I have always wondered why people give collection money and pay tithes or whatever the hell it is you church people do.  I mean let’s be real that money isn’t going to GOD is it, it’s going into the damn pastor’s pockets.   If you so-called god is so loving and all this crap why is he taking your money…I mean isn’t it enough the evil church people do not have to pay taxes and get a no parking sign in front of their stupid church.  There are pastors out here in big mansions and driving the best of cars while their members living in the projects or living with no light or water.  Anywho, let me stop and get into this damn story that had me cracking the hell up!

“Members of the small congregation at Houston Unity Baptist Church said when they refused to give the pastor their tax refunds; he refused to give them their Communion.

Some members of the church spoke with FOX 26 anonymously.   “He said for all those who are getting a tax refund, ‘How many are you are going to give it to the church’?” James said.

Pastor John Goodman said while he refused Communion, it wasn’t because his members didn’t donate their tax refunds to the church. It’s because they’ve failed to step up and do what’s needed to keep the church afloat.

“I asked if there were any other members, which I know it is, that got income tax money. I ask if they would like to contribute it over here to the new parking lot.”

When asked if he withheld Communion, Pastor Goodman said absolutely but it wasn’t because of the tax refund issue. He said it was because of internal issues in the church he refused to disclose. ”  source

LMFAO!  he going to hell with gasoline drawers on!!!! This is just TOO FUNNY!!! I liked how he tried to beat around the bush talking about he didn’t give the members communion because they failed to keep the church afloat!  Y’all know he use to be a pimp back in the days right! I can’t feel it!


CTFU Mikes Epps As Charlie Sheen!!!! WINNING!

*baby jesus take me away*…Mike Epps going to hell for this one… this is funnier than the Ted Williams spoof!!

Hope Everyone Had An Awesome Valentine’s Day…

February 14, 2011 Leave a comment

The BEST Band On Earth…THE DAN BAND!

February 10, 2011 Leave a comment

I need the Dan Band to play at my wedding, birthdays and whatever else event I have coming up….This guy is f*cking HILARIOUS:

The Dan Band performing “The Candy Shop”

Total Eclipse of the Heart



*Bring On The Tears* Mike Epps Impersonates Ted Williams!

February 2, 2011 Leave a comment

CTFU It’s too early in the morning for this fool! I died when he started to do the dougie!

Freak Accident Which I Thought Was Very Cool: Stuntman Uses Own Body For Slam Dunk!

January 30, 2011 Leave a comment

LMFAO…too funny I’m only laughing because he didn’t get hurt…

“NBA stuntman slam dunks himself at a Phoenix Suns game. This is truly a jaw dropper and hilarious at the same time.  Nick Corrales is a member of the Verve Sol Patrol, an stunt group that the Suns organization hires to entertain the fans during halftime and occasionally during timeouts.”  source

CTFU! Glad To See Tracy Is Doing Well After His Kidney Transplant…

January 28, 2011 Leave a comment

NO Comment!!!! LMFAO! I don’t think Sarah Palin was offended though!

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