RECAP: The Game Season Premiere!

FIRST OFF! I LOVE ME SOME JASON…. Now to the rest of the show!

I must say it was pretty good I really can’t complain (you can’t really set high expectations for BET).  So the show pretty much starts off  with Mel and Derwin as the picture perfect couple but of course in comes the baby momma drama, and that pretty much sets the tone for the show.   Of course Tasha had to throw her two cents in and put sh*t in Mel’s head about DJ not being Derwin’s and this gets Mel to thinking!  Now, instead of Mel being a woman and confronting her husband about the situation she sneaks behind his back and does a DNA test!  *shame shame shame – I can’t front my ignorant azz would have done the same exact thing*…. 

Moving forward a bit, Now we have Malik who happens to be messing with Megan Goode (who actually looks FIRE with the short hair do) however, she just happens to be his boss’s wife (so you know sh*t is about to get HOT like fish grease if the boss finds out).  Anywho, Malik who is too damn cocky and arrogant for his own good doesn’t realize the path he is going down.  Malik is pretty much so eff’ up in the game that in addition to sleeping with the boss’s wife he slept with TT’s girlfriend so you know sh*t gonna pop off next week (cuz TT know all da business).  Oh wait how could I forget… I see Tasha done went and got herself a new young tenderoni (played by bird chest Terrance J – so not impressed) but she still on her BS frontin’ ways.  I can’t stand Tasha for the simple fact if you love someone and want to be with them then just roll with the punches…she always trying to hold some sh*t back!  DEZAMN!!!

On to the next one…so y’all remember about the DNA test Mel did on the down low right…well come to find out apparently the baby wasn’t Derwin’s (DAMN DAMN DAMN GINA *In my Martin voice*) so she broke down and told him it wasn’t his.  Of course Derwin flipped out and got mad at Mel for the sneaky sh*t that she done (poor child done punch a hole the wall and everything).   Of course after a while Derwin broke down and asked Janay if the DJ was his baby and she gave him the “nicca are you serious look”.  So I guess Derwin came to the conclusion that Janay is a wh*re and accepted the fact that DJ wasn’t his! 

AND HOW CAN I FORGET ABOUT KELLY AZZ…. of course she is living the divorce life even though it is clear she still wants my man Jason back.  Her punk azz had the nerve to try to start a reality show about what it was like to be Jason’s wife.  However, Jason had something for dat azz…while Kelly was filming one day he decided to crash the show, he came through with a cute little tenderoni and stole the spotlight from Kelly.  AND BOY WAS SHE SALTY ABOUT THAT BULLSH*T!  That’s what she gets for trying to disrespect *TUH*

NOW FOR THE DISRESPECTFUL SH*T… Finally after Derwin sits back and accepts DJ is not his; Mel’s friend who ran the paternity test calls her back to let her know…SHE F*CKED UP AND DJ REALLY IS DERWIN’S…. LAWD BABY JESUS!!! WHY???  Anywho, as she gets off the phone Derwin asks Mel what is going on and if everything is ok….AND SHE DOESN’T TELL HIM A GOT DAMN THING…

And y’all won’t believe I actually blinked and missed Sharee’s (Housewives of ATL) cameo?  DAMN SHAME!