So The Police Are Ripping Hair From People’s Scalp now????

source: HipHopWired

I swear stories like this makes you want to beat the sh*t out of the first cop you see on the streets.    I’m totally convinced police officers wake up every morning before work and say “what shat can I fack up today…whose life can I make a living hell for no reason and still get away with it”… Back in January a young man by the name of Jordan Miles was brutal attacked by the cops (I think they were undercover or some bull shat like that).   The cops approached Jordan on the street asking him such questions as “where’s the money and drugs”, when Jordan didn’t answer and tried to run the police caught up with him and started to beat the sh*t out of him and literally ripped his dreads from his scalp *blank WTF stare*  — lets back some things up real quick… HOW IN GOODS GOSHS NAME ARE YOU PULLING HAIR OUT OF PEOPLE’S SCALP????   Are cops really running out of techniques that they have to resort to pulling hair (ladies with the weaves please be careful – unless you got that BS lacefront on then you deserve to get your wig snatched)???

Anywho, the police went on to file the following charges against Jordan (yes after they beat the shat out of him and tried to give him a bald head by pulling his damn hair out):

“loitering and prowling, aggravated assault and resisting arrest, claiming he acted suspiciously then fought with them after they clearly identified themselves as officers”

*sidenote* I’m going to call the police department next time I need an excuse to call out of work because I swear is it just me or they ALWAYS HAVE AN EXCUSE…ALWAYS!!!!

Okok back to what I was saying…The charges again Jordan were dropped however he is making a comeback with a lawsuit for dat azz (RUN TELL DAT HOMEBOY – Antoine voice)

source: HipHopWired

“An 18-year-old Pittsburgh teen that was violently beaten by police with his dreadlocks ripped out is filing a lawsuit against his attackers.

Jordan Miles and his family have decided to file a federal lawsuit against the three white Pittsburgh police officers that he says beat him and conspired to file false charges against him after concocting a story to cover-up their actions.

As previously reported, the teen violinist says he was walking to his grandmother’s house when he was approached by three plains clothes officers saying,

“Where’s the money?” “Where’s the gun? Where’s the drugs?”

Fearing for his safety, Miles ran away and says when police caught up with him they beat him and ripped his hair from his scalp.”   source

They better stop the BS and give that young man money to go buy some extensions for the dreads they ripped out!!! TUH!!

source: HipHopWired

Geek VarieTees — Who Says You Can’t Be A Sexy Geek…

A good friend of mine has an awesome online store selling Geek themed tee-shirts and hoodies (because we all know Geeks run the world) and they are pretty Awesome… Check out a few of my favorites below:

THE WEB DEVELOPER IN ME JUST LOVES LOVES LOVES THIS SHIRT!

For more designs click HERE…

Click HERE for their Facebook page…

Computer Crash – aka my laptop is in the E.R (aka my mommy’s house)

Ok guys its been super rough the past few days so I haven’t been bloggin much but got damnit just when I wake up for work this morning and say ok I’m going to come home after work and do some bloggin… lo and behold my got damn computer crashes *blank WTF stare*.   I feel like a black girl lost how the heck am I going to blog and talk shat with you guys… isn’t it funny how were always ready to do something when it’s out of our hands, for example I was never on my A game when it came to bloggin I just blog when I could.  But now that my computer crashed its like super important that I get it fixed because I must blog! LMFAO…whoooo lawd I ain’t shat! — but hey that’s me (love it or leave it)…

I really hope my mom is able to fix my computer (because she is the worlds best computer consultant) if not I’m going to jump off the Brooklyn bridge I have too much work on there that I didn’t transfer over to my USB (stupid move I know)….shieeeeeet *in my Uncle Lindsay voice* if word press didn’t say all my post I would be catching a heart attack at this very moment.  *Thank baby jesus for word press*…

Man and to make matters worst my e-reader almost malfunctioned on me…. WHOOOO LAWD baby jesus I almost caught an asthma attack.  However, I  took a deep breath and then called Sony and went coco bananas (in my Manny from Degrassi voice)… they then informed me that my battery was dead and it was causing my e-reader to freeze… soooo after all that huffing and puffing I just need to charge my got damn shat…. WELL THEY BETTER ADD A LIGHT GOT DAMNIT! TUH! I was happy though because I would have acted the got damn fool if my shat broke…it hasn’t even been a year yet!

The Wiz – One Of The Greatest Movies Ever!!!

I don’t think we will ever get another movie like this in our lifetime. Its like every great superstar to grace our presence is in this movie…late greats such as Michael Jackson, Lena Horne and Richard Pryor. And we definitely cannot forget Diana Ross (DIVA) and Nipsy Russell.

I’ve never been a big fan of musicals, rarely would you catch me at a play or watching a movie with 90% music (such as Dreamgirls and other BS) but The Wiz this is just on another level. It surprises me that I don’t have it on dvd yet. Maybe because the songs are off the hook that I gave The Wiz a pass, you can’t tell me you don’t find yourself singing “ease on down the road” or better yet the songs that the people of emerald city are singing with Dorothy and the guys go to meet the Wiz *singing – you got to be caught dead in red…I wouldn’t be seen in green…owwwww* love that shat!

But I do have a secret for you guys I’m dead azz scared of the wicked witch Eviline LMAOO damn shame I’m 28 years old and I still turn the tv off when her face comes on but you better believe I turn it right back on when she sings her song “No bad News” lmmfaooooo!

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Chiropractor Has Special Lotion For Massages…*side-eye*

Now, before I start this post I just want to say this is some straight up BULLSHAT but I’m still reporting it to you guys because its funny as hell but got damnit something isn’t adding up.  So *smacking lips using ghetto voice* a Chiropractor from Iowa got slapped with a charge because a patient said he allegedly ejaculated on her during her massage session *yawning saying whatever under my breath*:

“According to published reports, Dr. Dan Duffy was charged with simple misdemeanor assault after a female patient filed a complaint that during her examination Duffy masturbated after massaging her lower right back and buttocks area.

The woman stated that she was woman being examined for a back injury and was lying on her stomach when Duffy pulled up her shirt to expose her lower back.

The woman said that after the exam her mother took her to the police station and police swabbed her lower back for evidence.

The state Division of Criminal Investigation lab confirmed that sperm from the lower back swabs on the woman matched Duffy’s DNA profile.”    Source

Now I have a few things that are bothering me that I need to address…

1. if in fact the doctor was masturbating how come she didn’t hear that shat…I mean come on I know he used lotion nobody in their good right mind would choke they chicken with dry hands.
2. if you in the got damn doctor office for a back injury why is he massaging your azz??  I’m confused as soon as I felt his hand over my booty all hell would have broke loose in that room do you hear me.
3. THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT – now if you’re getting a massage and you only feel one hand rubbing you down wouldn’t you look up and question where the other hand is…

I’m going to tell y’all what happened right now … that patient was in that room fooling around with that doctor and stroking his monkey and he ended up busting on her back.  Now, what happened was the session ran longer than usual and mom dukes got suspicious and I think the girl just told moms half the story…happens all the time!!!

DEZAM President Obama *Kanye shrug*

So when it comes down to political views you guys should know my motto ” I don’t believe in the Democratic party and I don’t believe in the Republican party…I just like to party”.    With that being said I was never really the one to go crazy over the Obama movement for the simple fact that hey I just feel like the Presidents of the United States are just puppets for the people behind the curtains with the power *looking around room to make sure nothing is bugged*.    I honestly don’t think Obama can get us out of this recession (ducking shoes and tomatoes) were just in too deep of a hole and there isn’t enjoy years in his presidential term to get it done.   I’m not trying to down play him in any way but *kanye shrug followed by deep sigh* our economy was facked up the day that federal reserve bank was formed (y’all did NOT hear that from me…TUH).   Trust me there are many many others who share my view on this, read below:

“In case anyone is still wondering, President Obama cannot save the economy.  No other president has, and none will.  The best he can do is buy time and create the environment in which solid, profitable businesses—especially small ones—can thrive.

Besides, we can’t rely on big government to protect us greatly.  It is far too influenced by big business.  Past government insiders like Brooksley Born, formerly a federal regulator serving as Chair of the Commodity Futures Trading Commission, recognized the unhealthy threat of Wall Street lobbyists more than a decade ago:  She warned as early as 1998 of an economic meltdown.

Born testified before Congress that without real regulatory changes and stronger financial constraints, derivatives—the financial products that primarily resulted in the 2008 credit crisis and recession—would destroy the money of the American public.  By design of those who were against her—those influenced by big business—Born’s informed and wise advice fell on deaf ears.   In 1998, she was vilified, discredited and dismissed.  Unfortunately, in 2008, she was vindicated when the economy tanked.

Despite what we’ve been through, and much to my dismay, the financial industry and big banks continue to get off easy and the government still doesn’t get it.  Just a few days ago, on August 10, the FDIC decided that it would eliminate credit ratings for banks and is looking, it says, for an alternative to credit ratings for banks because it wants to make sure financial institutions are properly vetted for bad assets.  That’s akin to saying that because some people “fix” their credit, we can no longer rely on credit scores, so we’ll just eliminate them all together.  I’m sure there will be no elimination of credit ratings for everyday folk.  But that’s the way this cookie crumbles.”   source

Is there a country out there with a stable economy that I can move too because got dezamn this is ridiculous.  It looks like the best way to go is to invest in small businesses or start your own business because geez this just disrespectful.  I really hope at some point the government wakes up and tries to find a way (like they don’t already know) to fix this f*ucked up economy were in now.    I feel like I can’t even wish to win the lotto because if  I win will the state have money to pay me LMFAO! Naw I heard the lotto people be on point…

*In Swallow Back News*- How To Blow His Mind….Literally!!!

Ok if you know Beauty you know one of my favorite quotes of all time is “good sex will get you an apartment but good head will get you a home”… and with that said below are some sex tips from Madame Noire on how to please your man… so the next chick won’t (because you better belive whatever your not doing the next chick is):

“1. Pucker Up: It’s called sucking d*ck for a reason! Wrap your lips around the shaft (and the testicles, if he is receptive) and use the suction powers of your mouth to both draw him in and release him. Change up the amount of pressure in your pout and it will create a special sensation for him.

2. Tongue Twister: The top and underside of your tongue have two very different textures: the former is rougher, due to your raised taste buds and the latter is softer and smoother. While licking, switch back and forth between the two different sides to create a subtle, yet pleasing change for him.

3. Go Deep: You know that a lot of men like that whole deep throat thing, when you take the entire shaft of the penis into your mouth (and if he’s even on the small side of average, it should be at least near your throat as you do this, hence the name). It’s not always easy, however, especially if he’s particularly long and/or thick. You have a gag reflex for a reason and the last thing you want to do is spit up on someone while trying to be Karrine Steffans. Pace yourself with this move until you’ve gotten comfortable. Open your mouth wide as you can, pushing your tongue all the way to the bottom of your mouth; this gives homeboy as much room as possible in there and gives you the ability to keep him from banging against your tonsils. If you feel uncomfortable, or like you are going to choke or vomit…STOP! Adjust your position. It shouldn’t feel bad for you!

4. Go Deeper: One good way to get the deep throat action going without choking yourself is to have him stand up as you lay down on the bed facing the ceiling with your mouth just beneath him. His shaft will point toward the top part of your throat and you should be able to take his entire length in without hurting yourself.”    click HERE to read more…

Don’t say I never gave you guys valuable information … like I said whatever your not doing the next chick is…