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*Post Of The Year*: Pastor Denied Communion To Church Members That Didn’t Give Up Tax Refund Checks For Collection!!!

March 18, 2011 Leave a comment

I said it over 10 million times church folks ain’t SH*T!  I wish I would walk into some got damn church and a pastor tells me I need to give up my refund check or I won’t be able to get communion…my azz would kick that holy water statue over and walk the hell out! These fools must have lost their got damn mind… and the sad part about this I bet some stupid azz member of the church gave up their damn check like a stupid idiot that they are!  I am sorry but I have always wondered why people give collection money and pay tithes or whatever the hell it is you church people do.  I mean let’s be real that money isn’t going to GOD is it, it’s going into the damn pastor’s pockets.   If you so-called god is so loving and all this crap why is he taking your money…I mean isn’t it enough the evil church people do not have to pay taxes and get a no parking sign in front of their stupid church.  There are pastors out here in big mansions and driving the best of cars while their members living in the projects or living with no light or water.  Anywho, let me stop and get into this damn story that had me cracking the hell up!

“Members of the small congregation at Houston Unity Baptist Church said when they refused to give the pastor their tax refunds; he refused to give them their Communion.

Some members of the church spoke with FOX 26 anonymously.   “He said for all those who are getting a tax refund, ‘How many are you are going to give it to the church’?” James said.

Pastor John Goodman said while he refused Communion, it wasn’t because his members didn’t donate their tax refunds to the church. It’s because they’ve failed to step up and do what’s needed to keep the church afloat.

“I asked if there were any other members, which I know it is, that got income tax money. I ask if they would like to contribute it over here to the new parking lot.”

When asked if he withheld Communion, Pastor Goodman said absolutely but it wasn’t because of the tax refund issue. He said it was because of internal issues in the church he refused to disclose. ”  source

LMFAO!  he going to hell with gasoline drawers on!!!! This is just TOO FUNNY!!! I liked how he tried to beat around the bush talking about he didn’t give the members communion because they failed to keep the church afloat!  Y’all know he use to be a pimp back in the days right! I can’t feel it!


In *Blank Stare* News: Pastor Is Arrested For Attempted Murder Of Another Pastor!!!

March 4, 2011 1 comment

And y’all wonder why I say church/religious folks are the DEVIL!  I swear these people are the biggest hypocrites to walk the face of this earth!  I swear you can’t help but laugh at these people who like to recite words from a book they have NO understanding of…Church/religious people are like con-artists to me! LMFAO!  Anywho, this is neither here nor there, apparently a pastor out of New Jersey must have been told by “god” that this other pastor was throwing shade on him and he would have to kill her if he wanted to make sure he would get accepted into the kingdom of heaven LMFAO (y’all like how I worded that huh)…

“A pastor left another pastor lying in a pool of blood after stabbing her in the face and body in what police say was an unprovoked attack.

Reverend Edward Fairley was arrested for the attempted murder of Reverend Simone Shields after he was spotted staggering through the streets soaked in blood and carrying a knife on Tuesday morning.

The pair from Paterson, New Jersey, worked together and were believed to be in a relationship, according to authorities.

It is alleged that Fairley, 59, stormed into the home of a friend of Rev Shields, 52, who was styling the pastor’s hair.  According to an associate, Fairley had called ahead to make sure Rev Shields was there as he ‘wanted to return some personal papers’.

But when he arrived he pulled a knife from his pocket and started repeatedly stabbing Rev Shields in the face and body, leaving her to die on the kitchen floor.  A witness added: ‘After he finished, he walked out calm as ever and starting walking up the street.’

Fairley was arrested for attempted murder and is in Paterson police custody after calmly leaving the property, covered in blood and still brandishing the knife.

 Rev. Simone Shields is in a critical condition in hospital. She knew Rev Fairley, having worked together  Church leaders were stunned by the attack, calling Fairley a good man and a ‘pillar’ in the community.

In 1983 the then Baptist minister was indicted on charges of breaking into his estranged wife’s apartment and stabbing her, according to a report at the time.”  source

So churches don’t like conduct background checks on pastors/preachers/deacons etc… because if you look at the picture on the top of the post homie looks crazy as HELL!  LMFAO!  I’m telling you guys right now that woman was pregnant and homie wasn’t trying to pay child support!  You know its sad when kids of today look up to rappers, drug dealers, video vixens…but I mean let’s be for real that can’t look up to these so-called leaders of the community…FOR EXAMPLE CRAZY AZZ PASTORS!

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