In *Swallow Back* News: There Are Penis Shaped Gummi Snacks *hand clap hand clap*!!!

March 17, 2011 Leave a comment

As you know I’m a firm believer in the spitters are quitters movement!!!!  Now I see why Caucasian girls are so talented in the Team Swallow Back movement it looks like their parents get them started very very early.   You can’t blame them though can you lmfao!!!!

“Now I understand that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are Scientologists so their understanding and thinking about raising children are very strange, but really your daughter has bachelorette party favors as a snack?

This is something I expect from Supahead…Teach your daughters to gobble the dick early. But, im going to let this slide only because I pray that they are teaching her the difference in male and female anatomy.

Surely there might be better options, however considering that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s daughter/son is confused maybe a play date isn’t the best option.”  source

LMFAO!  So umm where can I locate these delicious snacks!

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Does Carmelo Anthony Really Have A Secret Love Child???

March 17, 2011 Leave a comment

See what happens when you come to NYC the bullshat starts!!!!  Damn Melo I thought you was out here behaving yourself and I come in to work and see this online! LAWD!  SMFH!  I tell ya boy when your young, rich, and sexy its hard to keep faithful…it doesn’t matter if you’re a man or woman!

“Supposedly there was a hidden reason behind Melo getting shipped to the Knicks…My source tells me that a big perk of his trade to the New York is he can now have more quality time with his side baby, by a woman in the New York area. My Sources say that the child is 11 months old and that when his then girlfriend (now wife) LaLa Vasquez found out about the pregnancy she gave him the ultimatum of marriage or a very messy break up..My source goes to say to say…”People don’t even know the half of it.  Just because her life is in the limelight, Lala thinks Carmelo wouldn’t do anything to ruin there image in the public eye…which is not the case. I know for a FACT, he’s not faithful.  Melo is a sweet talker and his sex game is on point…I’m not proud of what I did, but I’m not the first and certainly not the last”  source

Damn I really really hope this is a rumor!  I don’t know but I feel like if Lala ever found out Melo was cheating someone would get beat til the white meat shows…so I may have to give this rumor the *side-eye* for now!  But damn the person saying he is a sweet talker and sex game is on point…hmmmm I may have to holla at Melo!!! I’M JUST KIDDING!!!! LMFAO!

Angela Simmons Goes Topless & Other News…

  • SMFH Black Woman need to do better – BOSSIP
  • So every female in prison wanted the Brat but no one on the outside wants anything to do with her? – Sandra Rose
  • CTFU I swear Snoop is the ABSOLUTE worst – TMZ
  • Why can’t these people leave my boy Charlie Sheen alone, but all jokes aside the grandparents need to get a hold of his kids….TEAM SHEEN – The Superficial
  • Whitney Houston’s daughter is making sure the family legacy lives on – The Blemish
  • I wanna see this movie…THAT IS ALL – Socialite Life
  • GOT DAMNIT….many many well wishes to Zsa Zas this isn’t looking good – Dlisted
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CTFU Mikes Epps As Charlie Sheen!!!! WINNING!

*baby jesus take me away*…Mike Epps going to hell for this one… this is funnier than the Ted Williams spoof!!

In *Blank Stare* News: Pastor Is Arrested For Attempted Murder Of Another Pastor!!!

March 4, 2011 1 comment

And y’all wonder why I say church/religious folks are the DEVIL!  I swear these people are the biggest hypocrites to walk the face of this earth!  I swear you can’t help but laugh at these people who like to recite words from a book they have NO understanding of…Church/religious people are like con-artists to me! LMFAO!  Anywho, this is neither here nor there, apparently a pastor out of New Jersey must have been told by “god” that this other pastor was throwing shade on him and he would have to kill her if he wanted to make sure he would get accepted into the kingdom of heaven LMFAO (y’all like how I worded that huh)…

“A pastor left another pastor lying in a pool of blood after stabbing her in the face and body in what police say was an unprovoked attack.

Reverend Edward Fairley was arrested for the attempted murder of Reverend Simone Shields after he was spotted staggering through the streets soaked in blood and carrying a knife on Tuesday morning.

The pair from Paterson, New Jersey, worked together and were believed to be in a relationship, according to authorities.

It is alleged that Fairley, 59, stormed into the home of a friend of Rev Shields, 52, who was styling the pastor’s hair.  According to an associate, Fairley had called ahead to make sure Rev Shields was there as he ‘wanted to return some personal papers’.

But when he arrived he pulled a knife from his pocket and started repeatedly stabbing Rev Shields in the face and body, leaving her to die on the kitchen floor.  A witness added: ‘After he finished, he walked out calm as ever and starting walking up the street.’

Fairley was arrested for attempted murder and is in Paterson police custody after calmly leaving the property, covered in blood and still brandishing the knife.

 Rev. Simone Shields is in a critical condition in hospital. She knew Rev Fairley, having worked together  Church leaders were stunned by the attack, calling Fairley a good man and a ‘pillar’ in the community.

In 1983 the then Baptist minister was indicted on charges of breaking into his estranged wife’s apartment and stabbing her, according to a report at the time.”  source

So churches don’t like conduct background checks on pastors/preachers/deacons etc… because if you look at the picture on the top of the post homie looks crazy as HELL!  LMFAO!  I’m telling you guys right now that woman was pregnant and homie wasn’t trying to pay child support!  You know its sad when kids of today look up to rappers, drug dealers, video vixens…but I mean let’s be for real that can’t look up to these so-called leaders of the community…FOR EXAMPLE CRAZY AZZ PASTORS!

Churchgoing Man Knocks Woman Into Coma Over Parking Spot *hard blank stare*

March 4, 2011 1 comment

I guess the days of poking the tires are long gone…I will be the first to admit when I’m driving around looking for parking and someone takes my spot I want to jump out my car and rip off their face!  But after seeing Beyond Scared Straight I’m afraid to go to jail and run into Diabla.  Anywho, this seems a bit out of control…road rage is definitely getting out of hand in NYC, I blame the high azz gas prices though!  I remember one day driving on the FDR and this cab driver ran into the back of this other car and the guy driving the other car got out his car and smashed the cabbie’s window with his club, from there I decided road rage just wasn’t worth my life.  Sadly, it looks like a young woman’s life too a turn for the worst all over a stupid parking spot:

“She was only trying to save a parking spot — and now doctors are trying to save her life.  A petite young Bronx woman was pummeled into a coma by a thug who was furious that she was holding a parking space in the East Village, The Post has learned.

“She’s 25 years old. Her life was just starting, and it might be over,” said the woman’s mother, Angie.  “You have no idea how horrible this is and the senselessness that it was over a parking spot.”

Lana Rosas was holding the spot for her boyfriend between two parked cars outside 520 E. 14th St. at 11:40 p.m. last Friday when Oscar Fuller drove up in a silver minivan.

Fuller — whose prior busts include weapons possession and felony assault — jumped out and started screaming at Rosas when she claimed she was holding the space, police sources said.  Fuller then “punched [her] in the face with so much force that the woman flew off her feet,” according to court papers.

A police source added, “The victim suffered permanent brain damage. It’s uncertain whether or not she will survive her injuries.”

Fuller, 35, allegedly sped from the scene, which is across the street from Stuyvesant Town, but cops got his plate number and two witnesses picked his mug from a photo array.

Detectives arrested him at his home on 195th Street in Jamaica, Queens, Tuesday night, and he was picked out of a lineup at the Ninth Precinct station house, sources said.

The electrician, a father of two, was charged with felony assault and remains jailed at the Manhattan Detention Center in lieu of $100,000 bail.

“I would never intend to physically hurt a woman,” he said in a statement through his lawyer, Thomas Kenniff.  “If there is anything I could do to strengthen her recovery, I would do it.”  The lawyer accused Rosas of starting the fight and insists surveillance video shows her throwing the first punch.  “She hit him in the face,” Kenniff said. “My client has the injuries to prove it.”

But a police source said Fuller admitted to punching a woman at the scene.  Rosas’ mother was outraged he would blame her daughter.  “So she was the aggressor? Really?” she asked. “She’s 4-foot-11. How is she the aggressor?

“It doesn’t matter what she said to him or what he said back. He hit her twice, and he hit her hard enough to shake her brain and make it blow up.”  Rosas remains at Bellevue Hospital, where doctors had opened her skull to relieve pressure on her brain.

Despite Fuller’s extensive arrest record dating to 1994, his lawyer and neighbors described him as a helpful family man.  “He is a beautiful father of a 4-year-old son and a 10-year-old daughter,” Kenniff said. “He’s a churchgoing man.”  source

OK the Fuller’s lawyer needs to go to jail right along with him…how you gonna imply it was ok for Fuller to hit this woman because she hit him first.  I find it HILARIOUS the lawyer tried to add in that Fuller is a beautiful father and a churchgoing man OBVIOUSLY he wasn’t thinking about them damn kids or church when he did that bullsh*t.    I would love to ask Fuller what was the point of hitting his woman when at the end of the day he still didn’t get the parking spot.  Wouldn’t it have been better for him to just sit back and wait in the cut and after Rosa’s boyfriend parked his car poke his tires up a bit!  I swear people don’t think before they do sh*t now a days.  Now serious if your big enough to punch a woman in her face and rattle her brain he could have just picked her little azz up and tossed her to the side and took the spot.  SMFH! This is one incident that the great Ike Turner would not approve of!

TOO HILARIOUS!!! Charlie Sheen as Charlie Brown!

Jimmy Kimmel is going to hell for this one!!!

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